Upon reaching his seat on the airplane, a man is taken aback to see a parrot sitting next to him. Soon enough, however, he gets used to it.
When the stewardess comes around, he asks her politely for a cup of coffee.
Suddenly, the parrot squawks, "Get me a whisky, you dumb old bag!"
The stewardess recoils, then rushes off to bring back a whisky for the parrot. She forgets the man's coffee.
The man quietly points this out to her while the parrot drains its glass. She apologizes and starts to leave again.
Again the parrot sounds off, "And get me another whisky, you dumb old bag!"
Shaking and upset, the stewardess returns with another whisky for the bird. Still no coffee for the man.
Taking a page from the parrot's book, the man tries a different tack.
He growls, "I've asked you twice for a coffee! Where the hell is it? Do I have to go get it myself, you dumb old bag?"
Within moments, he and the parrot are seized and flung out of the plane by a couple of huge stewards.
As they plummet towards the earth, the parrot turns to the man and squawks, "Jeez, Buddy! For someone with no wings, you're a pretty nervy guy!"
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