"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up I change bats....
After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
"Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hitting."
"You give a hundred percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough,
in the second half you give what's left."
"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's too crowded."
Carmen Berra: "Yogi, I went to see Dr. Zhivago today."
Yogi: "Now what's wrong with you?"
Larry Berra to his father: "Hey, Dad, the man is here for the venetian blind."
Yogi: Well, go in my pocket and give him a couple of bucks for a donation and get rid of him.
"[When introduced to writer Ernest Hemingway] Yeah, what paper you write for, Ernie?"
"It gets late early out there"
"I really didn't say everything I said"
"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."
"You can observe a lot by watching."
"In baseball, you don't know nothing."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"It's d=E9j=E0 vu all over again."
"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?"
"I usually take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four."
"If people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's going to stop them."
"Why buy good luggage? You only see it when you travel."
Hey Yogi, what time is it?
"You mean now?"
On being asked his cap size at the beginning of spring training.
"I don't know, I'm not in shape."
On why the Yankees lost the 1960 series to Pittsburgh:
"We made too many wrong mistakes."
On Rickey Henderson:
"He can run anytime he wants. I'm giving him the red light."
On Ted Williams:
"He is a big clog in their machine."
On being told by the wife of New York Mayor John V. Lindsay that he looked cool despite the heat:
"You don't look so hot, either."
On Yogi Berra appreciation day in St. Louis 1947:
"I want to thank you all for making this day necessary."
On the tight 1973 National League pennant race:
"It ain't over 'til its over."
On being asked why Johnny Bench hit more homeruns than he did:
"Most of his homeruns were hit on artificial turf."
"Eighty percent of putts that fall short don't go in."
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