There was a young witch named Samantha, but everyone called her Sam. She entered a witching contest, which is sort of like a fiddling contest, except people stand up and do performances of witchcraft.
For her performance, Samantha enchanted an aquarium full of fish and made them sing a song. Unfortunately, the song was very long, and one of the fish was very badly out of tune. After a while, the audience and judges couldn't stand the dissonance any longer. They began pounding on their tables and shouting in unison,
"TUNE A FISH, SAM WITCH."
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