WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH...

  • A chef? (You get buttered up.)

  • A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)

  • A gambler? (He cheats on you.)

  • A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)

  • A trashman? (He dumps you.)

  • A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)

  • A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)

  • A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)

  • An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)

  • An artist? (He gives you the brush.)

  • A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)

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