W A R N I N G !

This machine is subject to breakdowns during
periods of critical need. A special circuit in the
machine called a 'critical detector' senses the
operator's emotional state in terms of how
desperate he or she is to use the machine.
The 'critical detector' then creates a malfunction
proportional to the desperation of the operator.
Threatening the machine with violence only
aggravates the situation. Likewise, attempts to
use another machine may cause it to also
malfunction. They belong to the same union.
keep cool and say nice things to the machine.
Nothing else seems to work.

(Never let anything mechanical know you are in a hurry)

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