Two Newfies were driving West across the country. When they got to Toronto they saw a sign that read "CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD," so when they got to the filling station, they pulled in, got out of their car, and started cleaning the restrooms!

As they traveled further West, they found it difficult to make any progress because there were so many "CLEAN RESTROOMS AHEAD" signs along the way.

When they finally arrived in Calgary, they came across a sign that read "WANTED!!! Two Mainlander males for rape!"

The two Newfies looked at each other and thought, "Damn! those Mainlanders get all the good jobs!"

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