The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gaped, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

They stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right thru' the defensive line!

When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted: "You're terrific! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."

"Forget the bonus," the turkey said. "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

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