A young newly wed couple just moved into their first apartment. The wife had a hurry call and ran into the bathroom and plopped down on the toilet.

You guessed it, the seat was up. She got hopelessly wedged in the bowl and screamed for help from new Hubby. He ran in and tried in vain to pull her out. He said, "I'll have to call a plumber." She said, "You can't let the plumber see me like this." So, Hubby finds an old fedora and puts it on her lap.

The plumber arrives and surveys the situation. He turns to the husband and says, "I think I can get her out, but I think that other poor bastard drowned."

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