Tiger Woods drives his new Volvo into a garage in St. John's on his tour of Newfoundland.

The attendant at the pump greeted him in a typical Newfoundland manner, unaware as to who the golf pro is.... "Top of the morning to you" etc., etc

Tiger Woods bent down to pick up the pump, and two tees fell out of his top pocket onto the ground.

"What are dey my son?" says the attendant.

"They're called tees" replies Tiger Woods.

"What're dey for?" enquires the Newfie

"They're for putting my balls on while I'm driving" says Tiger Woods.

"Jaysus!" says the Newfie, "Tha fellas at Volvo tink of everything!!!"

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