Three ropes go in to this bar, and one of them goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.

The bartender says, "Listen here, we don't serve ropes in this bar so get out now or I'll throw you out.

The first rope goes back to his buddies and tells them what happened. The second rope gets so mad that he goes right up to the bartender and demands a drink. The bartender can't believe his eyes, "I told your pal that we don't serve your kind here, so get out!!!

The third rope gets an idea. He ties himself up in a frayed knot so he looks like a Mohawk. He goes up to the bartender and orders a drink.

The bartender says, "Waadal it be?

The rope says, "Make it a double".

The bartender comes back with his drink and says, "Hey, aren't you one of those ropes?

He answers, "NOPE, I'M A FRAYED KNOT!"


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