A little boy was sitting one day on a dock. A preacher came by and decided to talk to him.

The boy had a jar full of what the preacher thought was water and he kept turning it over and over watching the bubbles rise to the top.

The preacher said, "What are you doing with the water?"

The little boy studied the contents of the jar for a minute and answered.

"This is turpentine. It's the strongest liquid in the world."

The preacher replied, "Son Holy water is the strongest liquid in the world."

Did you know if you rub a little Holy water on a pregnant woman's belly she will have a baby boy?

The little boy thought about this for a minute.

He replied, "Oh no sir, turpentine is the strongest. If you rub a little of this on a cats back it will pass a motorcycle!!!!"

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