Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Liverpool, Merseyside. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained. The Merseyside Regional Police Commissioner stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues.
The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. Police are confident that anyone who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot in the community.
Irish Police have just surrounded a department store in the centre of Dublin. They've heard Bed Linen is on the second floor!
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