There is a terrible car crash on the New Jersey Turnpike and three men are killed, an Italian, a Spaniard and an Israeli. Before entering through the Pearly Gates, they must answer the same question:

If you could hear what people say about you as they pass your casket, what is the single thing you would most like to hear? The Italian says, "He was a wonderful architect, a genius, and a fine husband and father."

The Spaniard answers, "He was a great surgeon and a wonderful family man. He was loved by all who knew him. Humanity has suffered a great loss."

The Israeli, having listened quietly to the other two answers, thinks for a moment and replies, "I would really like to hear them say ...'LOOK, HE'S MOVING!'.

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