Here are the top ten reasons why God did not get tenure at Regis College.
- He only had one major publication.
- Some even doubt that he wrote it himself.
- It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since?
- His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
- The scientific community has been unable to duplicate his results.
- He never applied to the ethics committee for permission to use human subjects.
- When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowing His subjects.
- He expelled his first two students for experimenting.
- Although there were 10 prerequisites, most students failed this test.
- His office hours were infrequent and were usually held on mountaintops!
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