Here are the top ten reasons why God did not get tenure at Regis College.
  1. He only had one major publication.

  2. Some even doubt that he wrote it himself.

  3. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since?

  4. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

  5. The scientific community has been unable to duplicate his results.

  6. He never applied to the ethics committee for permission to use human subjects.

  7. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowing His subjects.

  8. He expelled his first two students for experimenting.

  9. Although there were 10 prerequisites, most students failed this test.

  10. His office hours were infrequent and were usually held on mountaintops!

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