The state trooper was driving down the highway when, much to his surprise, he saw a truck driver pull over, walk to the side of his truck with a crowbar, bang on the side of truck several times, then continue on down the highway. Two miles down the road the trucker repeated the procedure, then did it again two miles farther on down.

Though the driver had not broken any laws, the patrolman's curiosity got the best of him; he pulled the man over and asked him to explain.

"It's simple," said the driver.

"My load limit is two tons, and there are four tons worth of parakeets back there. If I don't keep half of them airborne, I'm in trouble".

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