- In a New York Restaurant
Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
- In a LA dance hall
Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
- In Florida maternity ward
No children allowed.
- In the offices of a loan company
Ask about our plans for owning your home.
- In a toy department
Five Santa Clauses, no waiting.
- In a Maine shop
Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.
- On a military base
restricted to unauthorized personal.
- On a display of `You are my one and only valentine cards
now available in multi-pack.
- In downtown Boston
Callahan tunnel / No end.
- In a window of a general store
Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come right here?
- In a Maine restaurant
Open 7 days a week and weekends.
- In a New Jersey Restaurant
Open 11 AM to 11 PM Midnight.
- In a Pennsylvania cemetery
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves...
- On the grounds of a private school
No trespassing without permission.
- In a library
Blotter paper will no longer be available until the public stops taking it away.
- On a Tennessee Highway
Take notice, when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
- On a movie marquee
Now playing ADAM AND EVE with a cast of thousands...
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