There were some guys sitting behind a couple of nuns at a football game. The men decided to badger the nuns, to get them to move. So the first one says to the others (loud enough for the women ahead to hear), "I think I want to move to Utah, there are only 100 Catholics living there..." The second guy speaks up and says, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 Catholics living there..." The third guy speaks up and says, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 Catholics living there..."
One of the nuns turns around and looks the third guy in the eye and calmly says, "Why don't you go to hell, there aren't any Catholics there."
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