A woman goes into a grocery store and is looking round anxiously at a pile of oranges.

Shopkeeper, "Can I help you madam?"

"Well, I was looking for some fruit for my husband. Have these oranges been treated with any poisonous fertilizer or weedkiller?"

Shopkeeper, "No madam, you'll have to get that in the garden supplies aisle".

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