A rabbit and a snake were both born blind. One day, the two crossed paths.

"You know," says the snake, "All my life I've wondered what I was. Since I can't see anything, I don't know."

"I've wondered the same thing", said the rabbit. "Maybe together we can figure out what we are."

"Okay," said the snake. He curls around the rabbit and begin to sniff and prod and stroke the bunny.

"Hmmm," says the snake. "You're small and soft and warm and furry, and you have big ears and a bushy tail." The snake thought for a moment.

"I know, you must be a rabbit!"

"Oh, thank you!" says the rabbit, "Now let me help you."

The rabbit started sniffing at the snake and stroking him with his paws. "Well...you smell like a French whore, and you're long and cold and slimy, and have a forked tongue and scales."

The snake suddenly cries out in despair, "OH MY GOD, I'M A LAWYER!"


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