An old guy and his wife go to the doctor. The old guy has a myriad things wrong with him, but can't pinpoint anything in particular. After a million tests, the results come back and the old couple is talking to the doctor. The old guy is as deaf as a doorknob, so the wife has to repeat everything the doctor says, yelling it out so the old guy can hear.

Doc: I'm sorry that we've had to do so many tests, but your husband has so many problems, and we had to be sure of our results.

Mr. Smith: Waddee say?

Mrs. Smith: YOU'RE REAL SICK!

Doc: Now, the best things that you can do, Mrs. Smith, is to make sure that he gets his meals regularly, and they should be balanced meals.

Mr Smith: Waddee say?

Mrs. Smith: YOU GOTTA EAT!

Doc: And rest is very important to help rebuild his deteriorating system.

Mr. Smith: Waddee say???

Mrs. Smith: YOU NEED YOUR REST!

Doc: And he needs lots of exercise, aerobic preferably. Sex is a fantastic aerobic workout.

Mr. Smith: Waddee say???

Mrs. Smith: SAYS YOU'RE GONNA DIE!