A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in first class. The stewardess tells her she must move because she doesn't have a first class ticket.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave, and she says "I'm blonde, I'm smart, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

The stewardesses don't know what to do what because the rest of the passengers have to be seated before the plane can take off, so they get the co-pilot. The co-pilot goes up to the blonde, whispers something in her ear, and the blonde goes to her seat in Coach. The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move.

The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica."


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