"Slick Willie Clinton is visiting famous Washington landmarks to get some inspiration.
At the Washington monument, he asks, "What can I do to be a strong president?"
George's spirit says, "Maintain a strong army and rule it wisely."
At the Jefferson monument, he asks, "What can I do to be a strong ruler?"
Jefferson's spirit says, "Maintain the Constitution and listen to the people."
At the Lincoln monument, he asks, "How can I best listen to the people? What do they really want?"
Abe's spirit says, "Visit the theater."
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