"Slick Willie Clinton is visiting famous Washington landmarks to get some inspiration.

At the Washington monument, he asks, "What can I do to be a strong president?"

George's spirit says, "Maintain a strong army and rule it wisely."

At the Jefferson monument, he asks, "What can I do to be a strong ruler?"

Jefferson's spirit says, "Maintain the Constitution and listen to the people."

At the Lincoln monument, he asks, "How can I best listen to the people? What do they really want?"

Abe's spirit says, "Visit the theater."