Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila says, "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!"
Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What did you say?!"
A prostitute!" Sheila repeated.
Sister Catherine breathed a sight of relief and saying, "Thank God! I thought you said a Protestant".
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