If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
ON MATERNITY ROOM DOOR:
"Push, Push, Push".
ON A FRONT DOOR:
Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
We really know our stuff.
Time wounds all heels.
Let me meat your needs.
USED CAR LOT:
Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
SIGN ON FENCE:
"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive".
The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment.
No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming.
"Help!" We need inn - experienced people.
Pleased to meat you.
AUTO BODY SHOP:
May we have the next dents?
SIGN ON AN OFFICE DOOR:
We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
VETERINARIANS WAITING ROOM:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
MUSIC TEACHER'S DOOR:
AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY:
"We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be".
We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
COMPUTER STORE DOOR:
"Out for a quick byte".
Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
Bach in a minuet
Drive carefully, we'll wait.
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