A conservative American bishop, who hated liturgical dancing, happened to visit a progressive parish to oversee confirmation. During the offertory procession he was treated to a display of liturgical dancing by one of the local nuns. As she progressed up the aisle and neared the sanctuary, the bishop turned to the hapless parish priest and whispered forcefully: "If she asks for your head on a platter, she's got it!"

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