A doctor started having an affair with his nurse, and shortly thereafter, she announced that she had become pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large sum of money and asked her to go to Germany to wait out the pregnancy. "How will you know when the baby is born?" she asked.

"Just send me a postcard and write Sauerkraut on it", he replied

Not knowing what else to do, the young woman took the money and went off to Germany.

Six months later, the doctor's wife called him at his office "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today", she said. "I don't understand what it means."

"Just wait till I get home and I'll read it," he replied.

Later that evening, the doctor came home and read his postcard which said: "Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut, Sauerkraut; two with weiners, one without!!"

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