A salesman from New York is going to Belfast on business, and his wife makes him promise not to leave his hotel room after dark for fear that he might get involved in a political situation and get hurt.

Two weeks later, after keeping his promise to his wife, the salesman decides that he wants to spend one night on the town before he returns to the US. But no sooner does he walk out the door of his hotel and turn the corner when someone puts a gun in his back and says, "Catholic or Protestant?".

Thinking quickly, the salesman says, "Oh, I'm Jewish."

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