So a Russian peasant goes up to a shack where his neighbour lives, and knocks on the door. "Please, comrade, to be givink me loaf of bread," says the peasant.
His neighbour replies, "Why, when food so scarce, should I be givink you loaf of bread?"
The peasant answers, "Comrade, is needink loaf of bread to commit suicide."
"Why you needink loaf of bread to commit suicide?"
"I be goink to lie down on train tracks and wait for train to come and run over me!"
"Yes, but why you needink loaf of bread to do this?"
"Comrade, you know by time a train comes along in this country, a man could starve to death!"
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