Rush Limbaugh was riding through plush rural New England sitting in his black chauffeured limousine. All of a sudden a pig darted out in front of the limo and was instantly killed. Mr. Limbaugh felt really bad and instructed his driver to head up to the closest farm house, find out if they owned the pig and offer to pay for damages. They soon arrived at front of the farm house and the chauffeur went to the front door. He was escorted inside by the farmer and was gone for over 2 hours.
When he reappeared his clothes were in disarray, he was carrying a brown paper bag, and had the biggest smile on his face that Rush had ever seen. Rush demanded to know where the chauffeur had been and what had taken him so long.
The chauffeur reported that he had went to the door, just as instructed, and had told the farmer and his wife what had happened. They invited him in, prepared a fine steak with all the fixins' for him.
Then they took him upstairs to meet their 24 year old recently divorced daughter who was a finalist in the Miss America Pageant. They left him with the daughter for them to "get to know one another better" for an hour. When he came back downstairs the farmer's wife had baked chocolate chip cookies and had given him the brown bag full of fresh hot cookies, then they sent him on his way.
"Wow!" exclaimed Rush. "What did you tell them?"
"Well..." replied the chauffeur, sheepishly. "I just told them the truth, that I was Rush Limbaugh's chauffeur and I had just killed the pig."
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