A burglar breaks into a house and as he is prowling around in the dark a voice says "Jesus is watching you!". Thinking the game is up he turns the light on but there is no one there except for a Parrot in a cage which after a pause says "Jesus is watching you!".

The relieved felon walks over to the Parrots cage and says "you're a lovely bird, whats your name?" "Griswold" replied the parrot, "that's a silly name for a parrot" the burglar exclaimed "yes" said the parrot "and Jesus is a silly name for a Rottweiler too!"......

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