The Republican gubernatorial candidate was conducting a speech on his platform and during the speech asked if there were any Democrats in the crowd, an old man in the back of the crowd raised his hand.

The candidate asked the man why he was a Democrat?

He answered -- My Daddy was a Democrat, My

Granddaddy was a Democrat and my Great Granddaddy was a Democrat.

The Candidate replied -- so if your Daddy was a horse thief and your Granddaddy was a horse thief and your Great Granddaddy was a horse thief what would that make you?

The man thought a moment and replied -- a Republican.

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