Back-up: What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods (or at the corner of the garage, like I did...).
Bar Code: Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.
Bug: The reason you give for calling in sick.
Byte: What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro.
Cache: Needed when you run out of food stamps.
Chip: Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.
Terminal: Time to call the undertaker.
Crash: When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital: The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette: Female Disco dancer.
Fax: What you lie about to the IRS.
Hacker: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.
Hardcopy: Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet: Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard: Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac: Big Bubba's favourite fast food.
Megahertz: How your head feels after 17 beers.
Modem: What ya do when the grass get too high.
Mouse Pad: Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network: Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
Online: Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
ROM: Where the Pope lives.
Screen: Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
Serial Port: A red wine you drink with breakfast.
Superconductor: Amtrak's Employee of the year.
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