Back-up: What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods (or at the corner of the garage, like I did...).

Bar Code: Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern.

Bug: The reason you give for calling in sick.

Byte: What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro.

Cache: Needed when you run out of food stamps.

Chip: Pasture muffins that you try not to step in.

Terminal: Time to call the undertaker.

Crash: When you go to Junior's party uninvited.

Digital: The art of counting on your fingers.

Diskette: Female Disco dancer.

Fax: What you lie about to the IRS.

Hacker: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking.

Hardcopy: Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.

Internet: Where cafeteria workers put their hair.

Keyboard: Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.

Mac: Big Bubba's favourite fast food.

Megahertz: How your head feels after 17 beers.

Modem: What ya do when the grass get too high.

Mouse Pad: Where Mickey and Minnie live.

Network: Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.

Online: Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.

ROM: Where the Pope lives.

Screen: Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.

Serial Port: A red wine you drink with breakfast.

Superconductor: Amtrak's Employee of the year.