A salesman was stating his qualifications for a new job.
"I have been very successful in every sales job I've ever had...I don't mind long hours...I can sell anything to anybody...and I really enjoy my work," he told the sales manager.
Then it was time for the sales manager to ask a few questions:
"Do you smoke?
"Do you drink?"
"Never touch the stuff."
"Do you chase women?"
"Goodness no! I'm a very happily married man with five kids."
The sales manager was highly impressed. "Just one more question," he said.
"Don't you have any bad habits?"
"Well, yes. Just one. I'm the world's biggest liar."
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