A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart, and after careful consideration, he decided to get her a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sister, he went to a women's store and bought her some expensive gloves. In the meantime, his sister bought a pair of panties. In the delivery, the packages got mixed up and without checking the contents, he sent a package to his sweetheart with the following note:

Dearest One,

This little gift is to show you I haven't forgotten you this christmas. I chose this because I noticed you were not in the habit of wearing them when you go out in the evening. If it hadn't been for my sister, who was with me when I bought them, I would have bought long ones with buttons, but she said the short ones were in style. They are delicate a shade, but the sales lady showed me a pair she had been wearing for weeks and they were hardly soiled at all.

She said: "The latest style was to wear them un- buttoned, and hanging down". I had her try them on for me and she looked very smart in them. How I wish I could put them on for you for the first time, but no doubt other hands will touch them before I get a chance. I didn't know what size to get, though I should be capable of judging more than anyone else. When you take them off, blow on them, they might be a little damp from wearing and, oh yes, be sure to keep them on when cleaning or they might shrink.



P.S. Just think of the number of times I will be kissing the back of them during the coming years.

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