After hundreds of years - a model preacher has been found to suit everyone. It is guaranteed that he will please any church that calls him.

He is 36 years old and has been preaching for 30 years. He is tall, short, thin, heavy-set, handsome and has one brown eye and one blue. His hair is parted in the middle, left side dark and straight, and the right side brown and wavy.

He has a burning desire to work with teen-agers and spends all his time with older folks. He smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his work.

He makes 15 calls a day on church members and spends all his time evangelizing the atheists and is never out of his office.

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