A lady is walking down the street to work and she see's a parrot in a pet store.

The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she sees the same parrot in the window and the parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really, really, ugly."

Well, she was incredibly ticked off now.

The next day she sees the same parrot and the parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really, really, really ugly."

The lady is so ticked off that she goes into the store and says that she would sue the store and have the bird killed.

The store manager says, "That's not so good," and promises he would stop the bird from saying it again.

The next day when the lady walks past the store after work the parrot says to her, "Hey lady."

She pauses and says, "Yes?"

The bird says, "You know."


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