Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.

After several weeks the minister was overcome with curiosity and approached her.

"I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he said to her.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."

"That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

"Oh, about $2,000 a week."

"Your son must be very successful, what does he do for a living?"

"He's a veterinarian," she answered proudly.

"That is an honorable profession." said the minister. "Where does he practice?"

"Well, he has one cat house in Nevada and just opened a second in Texas.

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