"So tell me, Ms. Smith," asked the personnel director, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"
"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly.
"Last year I had two short stories published in a national magazine and finished a novel."
"Very impressive," replied the interviewer, "but I was thinking more along the lines of skills you could apply during office hours."
"Oh," she started, "but that WAS during office hours."
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