At the 8:00 p.m. Sunday evening Mass at the Blessed Trinity Church, the visiting priest normally ends Mass with a parting joke:

Mrs. Strange visited the tombstone maker and asked him to put the following inscription on her husbands tombstone; "Here lies Strange, honest, lawyer". The tombstone maker suggested that it would be better this way; "Here lies an honest lawyer" and everyone reading it would remark, "That's strange!"

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