Three denomination of currency were discussing their importance in life.

The one hundred dollar bill bragged about his importance by saying, "I've been on many trips around the world. I've been to many fabulous resorts, great gambling houses and I'm pocket change to many millionaires."

The twenty dollar bill replied, "Well I can't match your splendid life style but I didn't do too bad. I've been to many theatres and large shopping Mall -- I fly in airplanes a lot -- so I'm pleased with my life."

The two dollar bill (Canadian -- now the Tunnie coin) spoke up and said, "I am sorry but I can't match you guys. The most I've ever seen of the world is the bottom of a collection basket in church."

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