Two little children, a boy and a girl, walked hand-in-hand to a neighbour's house. Standing on her tiptoes, the little girl was just able to reach the doorbell. A woman greeted them and asked what they wanted.
"We're playing house," the little girl answered. "This is my husband and I am his wife. May we come in?"
Thoroughly enchanted by the scene confronting her, the lady said, "By all means, do come in."
Once inside, she offered the children lemonade and cookies which they graciously accepted. When a second tall glass of lemonade was offered, the little girl refused by saying, "No thank you. We have to go now. My husband just wet his pants."
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