The Lone Ranger and Tonto walk into a bar one day and sit down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walks in and says, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands up, hitches up his gun belt, and says, "I do.
The cowboy looks at the Lone Ranger and says, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rush outside and, sure enough, Silver is about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger gets him some water and makes him drink it, and soon Silver is feeling a little better.
The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start feeling better."
Tonto says, "Sure Kemosabe", and takes off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returns to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again and says, "I do. What's wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy says, "Nothing much, I just want you to know -- you left your Injun running!"
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