• SOCIALISM - You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else.

  • COMMUNISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk.

  • FASCISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk.

  • NAZISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

  • BUREAUCRACY - You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain.

  • CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

  • ANARCHY - steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government.

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