Now that lawyers can advertise, says a reporter, you had better brace yourself for the following pitch from one who specializes in divorces: "Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back."

"Lawyers advertising! What'll become of the profession? Why, if lawyers advertise, we'll have to do business with all sorts of hucksters! People who deal daily in deception, dragging the profession down to their level of distortion and exaggeration!"

"Yes, it's really a blow to the legal profession."

"Legal profession? No, no the advertising profession."

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