- "The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared."
- "Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."
- "I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my nob off."
- "This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door."
- "I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall."
- "I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."
- "Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces."
- "When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.
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