Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly replied, going out the door to the office.

At 11:00 a.m., the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen red roses. At 2:00 p.m., a wrapped two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.

"First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in all my life!"


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