Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? --Norma


Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now? --Jane


Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries? --Nan


Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? --Neil


Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. --Joyce


Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).


Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. --Bruce


Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her. --Denise


Dear God,
I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. --Sam


Dear God,
I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying. --Elliott


Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. --Nan


Dear God,
Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best. --Rob


Dear God,
My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they? --Marsha


Dear God,
If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes. --Mickey


Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea. --Sincerely, Donna


Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already. --Charles


Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool! --Eugene


Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. --Larry


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