Dear Pastor:
I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister.
-- Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville.

Dear Pastor:
Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson.
-- Sincerely, Pete. Age 9, Phoenix

Dear Pastor:
My father should be a minister. Every day he gives us a sermon about something.
-- Robert Anderson, age 11

Dear Pastor:
I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have a sermon about a raise in my allowance?
-- Love, Patty. Age 10, New Haven

Dear Pastor:
My mother is very religious. She goes to play bingo at church every week even if she has a cold.
-- Yours truly, Annette. Age 9, Albany

Dear Pastor:
I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there.
-- Stephen. Age 8, Chicago

Dear Pastor:
I think a lot more people would come to your church if you moved it to Disneyland.
-- Loreen. Age 9. Tacoma

Dear Pastor:
I liked your sermon where you said that good health is more important than money but I still want a raise in my allowance.
--Sincerely, Eleanor. Age 12, Sarasota

Dear Pastor:
Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying to California tomorrow.
-- Laurie. Age 10, New York City

Dear Pastor:
I hope to go to heaven some day but later than sooner.
--Love, Ellen, age 9. Athens

Dear Pastor:
Please say a prayer for our Little League team. We need God's help or a new pitcher.
-- Thank you. Alexander. Age 10, Raleigh

Dear Pastor:
My father says I should learn the Ten Commandments. But I don't think I want to because we have enough rules already in my house.
-- Joshua. Age 10, South Pasadena

Dear Pastor:
Who does God pray to? Is there a God for God?
-- Sincerely, Christopher. Age 9, Titusville

Dear Pastor:
Are there any devils on earth? I think there may be one in my class.
-- Carla. Age 10, Salina

Dear Pastor:
I liked your sermon on Sunday. Especially when it was finished.
-- Ralph, Age 11, Akron

Dear Pastor:
How does God know the good people from the bad people? Do you tell Him or does He read about it in the newspapers?
-- Sincerely, Marie. Age 9, Lewiston


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