It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Joe was beginning his pre- shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker -- "Please, would the gentleman on the woman's tee please back up to the men's tee!"

Joe was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement -- "Would the man on the women's tee kindly go back to the men's tee!"

Joe had enough. He shouted, "Would the announcer in the club house kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!"


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