An IRS employee died and found himself on the stairs to the Pearly Gates, awaiting judgment. There were millions of people in front of him.

All of a sudden, two elevator doors appear next to him. They open and St. Peter is there. "Step in," he says.

Bewildered, the IRS employee steps inside. He can feel a sense of excitement from St. Peter. He feels the elevator rising.

"God Really wants to meet you," says St. Peter

"Why me?" he asks.

"Well, you worked for the IRS," answers St. Peter.

"Yeah, but lots of people worked there."

"That is true." answers St. Peter. "But you're special. On July 2, 1989, you told the truth!"

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